Thursday, April 5, 2012

Friday last, a spot of blood, and a trade


Day 10
     Ah, to have enough leisure time to attend to my writings; it is simply divine.  There is altogether so much to record that it will be difficult to accurately recall all of the details.  I must pay more attention to this endeavor.  Where to begin ….

     Ah, yes, Friday last.  After exhuming my wardrobe, intent on dawning an outfit suitable for the manual labor I have set out for myself, I found my old collegiate laboratory attire and a cache of those old miniature cigars I used to get so much pleasure from.  It was tucked away deep in the back of the crate, wrapped around my old walking cane.


     I was so pleased to have found it, and nearly overcome by speculation if the ensemble still fit, I simply could not resist the urge to try it on.  In my excitement, I lost control of my good sensibilities and myself and doffed my uniform without adequately concealing my soft flesh.  I fear that I might have already been too long away from civilized society that it took the stark nakedness of the local castaways, by way of comparison, for me to even realize what had been done.

     Nonetheless, I dressed head to toe, in the fashion I had become so accustomed to wearing at my alma mater, that I almost instantaneously dropped back into my old routines.  Sliding those old goggles over my eyes, I was surprised to discover that the specially tented glass and diffraction grids were still intact and perfectly functional, although, I suspect, in need of some calibration.  It is so pleasant to see the rainbows of light again.

     With the tools of the trade intact, I believe that with a little fiddling, I should be successfully able to begin a wide range of spectroscopic analysis forth with.  Of special interest will be that fluid either collected or secreted from the substantial flowering plant in the forest.  However, I must also begin my search for the sundry elements I will need to analyze my samples.

     Oh, and I have indeed collected my first major sample, a spot of blood from a creature of unknown species.  For which, I am re-opening my research journal.  As I said, previous habits and routines seem to come so easily in my old lab coat.  So, I will be labeling the focus of my first study Subject Aleph. 
      So as to not confuse my studies on this Island with previous entries, I have chosen to use the Phoenician alphabet.

      I was able to collect the sample after sometime spent observing a most frightful display.  I arrived to the town square in the evening, intent on checking up on the progress of a young woman I hope to soon train to be an assistant.  She seems a bit flighty at times, but I am beginning to believe that it is part of the island’s natural effect on people.  My hope for her came from her shame at her own nakedness, the first on the island to express such to me since arriving.  Also she has already agreed to keep a watchful eye on the woods. 

     I truly hope she has the good sense to not linger too long away from the relative safety of the town, nor be foolish enough to engage in field observations without the proper blinds or a good place of concealment.  I have lost one or two assistants in the past to such foolishness.  However, we live in a Darwinian world; survival of the fittest.  One day, I will find a suitable assistant that has the good sense to not lose his or her head.

     Having found her among a collection of other denizens, I was eager to receive her report, but thought better of it after examining a full spread of almost medieval torture devices, many in use.  The most curious portion of this tale is that it seems that items once used to coax confessions out of criminals, academics that had slighted the Church, and unfortunates mistaken for one of the previous two categories, these devices seemed to be used for pleasure.  I have yet to fathom that, but "when in Rome" I suppose. 

     I chose to abstain, lacking the proper education on such devices; a situation I should soon remedy hopefully with the aid of the trainer of domestics.  After all, one must fully immerse one’s self in a foreign culture if one is to understand it.  I will speak with her on that matter at the soonest availability, although I must be sure to find her at her most attentive, and least foul mood lest someone else be able to collect my blood.

     It was upon one such machine, once unattended, that I was able to purloin a sample of the most peculiar humour I have personally laid eyes upon.  Much darker than other samples, it stained my handkerchief a deep burgundy, and even after being reconstituted in a solution of water retains a far darker shade than one would typically expect to see.  The creature from which the sample was obtained, is a most unusual one indeed, completely unknown to me, and I suspect to science as well (a more complete description will be found in my research journal).

     Needless to say, the means to satisfying my curiosity was facilitated by a series of grievous wounds inflicted by the most horrendous looking of the machines.  The lacerations were caused by a set of needle-like attachments that pressed into the creature’s breasts.  Under usual circumstances, I would hesitate to say breasts, but I feel that given her clearly hominid-like appearance, it gives that word a more accurate description than dugs or gland lobules.  Without dissection or at least more extensive examination, one cannot be sure.

     I was informed by a new acquaintance that the level of mutilation allowed was completely determined by natural regenerative properties of the subject in question.  So, it seems, even in their cruelty, they show some basic level of humane treatment to their “slaves”.  With such a stock of human flesh and others, I would assume that somewhere in their hall exists a fairly extensive collection of records covering at least basic medical files on each.  That is far better than I can say for the Clinic’s records, which had scarcely an entry on that poor creature.

     My acquaintance did mention that there has not been a staff doctor on the island in quite some time.  It may be that the clinic's medical records lapsed when no one qualified took her place.  Still, I found the clinic to be reasonably well stocked, but a far cry from St. Thomas’s Hospital in London.

     But, before I sally to far from that evening, let me first note my new acquaintance.  By all appearances, she seems to be closely associated with the woman with the speech impediment, perhaps a domestic, but of that, I am not completely certain.  She manifested in her feline form on Wednesday.  On Thursday, she appeared to be in some half-form and was able to engage in reasonably polite conversation.  On Friday, she looked to be in complete health.  I am keen to investigate her condition more fully.

     Yesterday I managed to pass several hours perusing the journal of the island’s previous doctor.  While I have learned a bit from her writings, I was unable to identify the species, genus, family or even order of Subject Aleph.  I am reasonably sure that she is mammalian, but beyond that, nothing makes sense.  I was hoping to find a treasure trove of anatomic information, but it seems that the scientific education on Glint is somewhat … lacking.

     Nonetheless, the hours I spent there were not wasted.  I have a much better feel for the clinic, the types of injuries that are common on the island, and a bit of an understanding of the history of the previous corrupt government.  I must look into the events that led to the destruction of the old government building, and the subsequent exposure of the subterranean passageway. ((This is not what actually happened, but you’ll have to figure out what did on your own.)) 




     I also have discovered that with the rest of the rules of polite society, even the tradition of binding books front to back has slid, as has proper narrative descriptions in fiction.  Now (whenever that happens to be), it seems there are odd books, which have exchanged verbose descriptions for pictures, and flow from the last page to the first.  Although reading in this manner afflicts me with a most horrendous headache, I will endeavor to complete the book and return it to the shelves soon.  It may hold the key to identifying Subject Aleph.

     What else to record here…  Ah yes, the exchange.  I might have rectified a bit of an oversight in etiquette common on Glint.  I have arranged for a proper announcement when I enter a room.  A recent arrival to the island, apparently quite the troublemaker, was in such a want for the slightest stitch of clothing that she was willing to enter into my employ performing the announcing duties that should be carried out by the head servant of the house.  All that it cost me was my old knickers. 

     I have the added benefit of not having to avert my eyes from her utter nakedness every time she is about.  Not that the sight of her is unpleasing; quite the opposite, but that she, along with the other denizens of this island seem so far removed from urbane discourse that most have forgone the civilized practice of wearing clothing.

     I do hope that she enjoys those old bloomers.  They served me very well, and with the tie closures properly adjusted—no I cannot lie even to myself.  Out in the air as they are, they look horrible on her, far worse than they ever did on me.  With any luck, she will soon be able to cover that most practical garment with some fine cloth tailored properly to fit her frame.  Until then, I suppose having a half-naked stand-in butler to attend to my entrance is a step up from a fully nude one, and a damn sight better than having to introduce myself.  It is so unseemly to be forced to speak of oneself as often as I have had to in recent days.

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