So what is this anyway?
This is going to be my personal record of my travels, my thoughts,
feelings and outlooks on the strange and wonderful things that I encounter.
This is simply for my own recollection and personal history, as
I have not the coin to take into my employ a professional scribe, or even
a cabin boy (oh, wouldn't the hoity-toitys in their stiff collars and
outlandish hats be in such an uproar if I had). So, if this volume should
ever find its way into the hands of a good reader someday, let me just say that
everything written here are all lies. Figments of
my imagination, and nothing more. And if you're willing
to indulge the ravings of a woman that is quite probably mad, such as
myself, then you might just be willing to accept that only the sentences that
start with 'F' or 'S' are falsehood, and the rest was quite genuine... or
perhaps it was 'A's, I forget.